Supreme Blast

I’m in Virginia until Tuesday, checking out Southern Virginia University. I’ve had a supreme blast! I’ll tell you all about the trip when I get back. For now, I need to go and figure out how to get my high school transcripts or whatever. Seems those grades were important…

What I learned from from Obama’s commercials

I tried not to pay much attention to Obama’s campaign commercials and speeches because I wasn’t rooting for him. The same goes for McCain. But from what I did see, I found quite boring. Here’s the very little I learned from Obama’s commercials:

1. Change! Of course, the obvious question would be “Change what?”. Is change for change’s sake good? I wanted to change the channel after hearing that so many times.

2. “They said we’d never make it….” Who said? Who said that? What are your sources?! Are you just making this stuff up? I think he’s making stuff up.

3. “I’m Barack Obama, and I approve this message” All his and McCain’s commercials were about showing the negatives of their opponent. What about showing the positives of yourself? The only thing their commercials made me want to do was to not vote for the other person. And, well, since Obama and McCain’s commercials did the same, I didn’t want to vote for either of them!

So there you go. A short analysis by an untrained analyzer. Obviously these commercials and speeches must have done something to help their campaigns, or they would not have done them. But personally, I’d rather hear more positives about the candidate, rather than a bunch of negatives of their opponent!

Facebook and the do nothing days

After a couple months of using it, I’m still confused by the crazy tabs, pages, and more tabs! It’s just confusing. I was able to have pictures showing on my page (it was an application), but now I have to click on tabs to get to them… Overall, I think they really need the old Facebook option.

You know what I’m going to do!? EMAIL THEM111 I’ll tell them that I request the old Facebook back. My heavy influence should ’suade them to change it back. Yes.

Also, I’m moving to Virginia. WHY!?%$! Well I’m not sure exactly. But I am thinking about applying at SVU in Buena Vista, and the view BETTER be good. The school is predominantly full of LDS Christian hooligans (of which ranks I will be joining. Not the hooligan part of course).

Actually, mostly I’m going up there for the opportunity to work with my good friend here in Apopka. He is just starting as a student at SVU and suggested I apply too. This is what I said:

“Sure”.

But he (his name is Kevin) and I have been brainstorming business “schemes” although not in the negative sense. I like the word “ideas” better, as it does not bring about negative connotations concerning the matter complicated stuff equations antimatter etc etc.

Yes, we will work together on probably several business ventures while we are there. We have several ideas, it’s just a matter of us focusing. And at any rate, my focus is sub par. Maybe I need focus pills. Do those work? No! I will not take drugs!! I’m trying to become a hippie.

The best way to live is to not die.

Man, I’ve been sooo busy hargh.

Check

This

Prototype

OUT!!

So many bikes get stold. With this new device made out of cheap plastic from some other country and lead based paints, I’ll save the environment!

It’s my second draft.*

*Lies!!

I see sprouts!!!!!

There was one sprout in my flower pot yesterday, or maybe it was the day before. I don’t know. But now there’s two! Yeah baby, I’m excited!!

So I bought this soap from Target and it’s all natural or whatever. Actually I don’t know if it’s the best kind of soap I can get, but I thought it was pretty good. I don’t know if glycerine is good for skin, I’ve not done enough research on the stuff. Maybe it’s plant based though.

Well what sold me was the recyclable and PLANTABLE packaging! The chunky natural paper looking packaging is imbedded with Baby’s Breath seeds, and all you need to do is plant it in some soil and water it or whatever it is you do with flowers. I don’t know much about planting stuff. But I’ve been watering it hopefully every day, I don’t really know actually. And there’s two sprouts now!

I just hope they aren’t weeds. But I don’t think so. They look like flower sprouts to me. They better be or I’ll kill them. Destroy them.

You already were my friend

Man, life is easy. You don’t have to take these trigacalcanuclei classes like these other guys. If there was a crumb on the table and you make a sandwich and drop a crumb, how many crumbs do you clean off the table? Yes, two is the correct answer. There’s two dishes in the sink and you use a plate, how many dishes go in the dishwasher? That’s right, three.

Boy scouts is all you need to know. And you know what? I just taught it to you. So if you didn’t go to boy scouts, it doesn’t matter anymore. Heck, I didn’t even get my whatever you call it badge with the bird on it.

And you’ll have to cut your hair. And yeah, I know those people are saying to you “man, people gotta take me for who I am, accept me bla bla” and yeah well that’s their problem. But we’ve gotta look presentable to the biggest range of people if we’re gonna be successful. That means you gotta cut that pretty hair of yours. It’s pretty nice looking actually…

But hey, I’ll be shaving my chops off. Man I love these chops! That’s why I’m taking pictures of them, and then I’m going to write under the pictures: “What I’m sacrificing for a better life. Is it worth it?” and you know what I’ll say? Freak yeah it is! Freakin chops or freakin success? Are you joking me?!

So anyway, we’re having delicious hash browns for dinner. You know what we’re having for breakfast tomorrow? Freakin delicous hash browns. Man I love hash browns! Or we could have some beans or something, but I’m vegan so no eggs or anything. I don’t even want them in the house. Well I suppose you could buy some if you really wanted. But don’t expect me to eat any. Do you know what the chickens go through? The ones in the factory farms anyway. Which is pretty much every egg in stores.

Whatever. You don’t need me telling you what to do. I’m not your mother. Maybe you need a mother. Maybe you sit there and don’t know what to do, and wish there was someone there helping you. Well I don’t know what happened to your mom, but she did the best she knew how with what she knew. I know that without even meeting her! Man I’m visual. And even if she didn’t, forget the past. You are here now, and whatever you went through, even if you thought it was a waste, you got something now that you can turn into success. Success in what? In whatever it is we decide it to be. That’s what we’ll have to figure out.

Well I’m going to go take a shower. I’m all sweaty. Don’t think that you can sit here and be all melancholy or whatever while I’m taking a shower. Let’s see what you’re made of!

The preceeding post was an imaginary conversation with an imaginary homeless person I found on the street and invited to my house that is also imaginary.

There was an ant in it.

I wanted to try it, really I did. Why ant why? It’s not that I care, that there’s an ant in there.

Maybe I’ll see you some other day, when the sun ain’t shining so bright.

tHAT guy LikeS to talk. >:

And he’s loud so it’s quite the… its pervading the air inside the house. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHALTLNSDJLTB MAKE HIM STOP!

The previous crazyhead is going insane.

I like colors.

It really depends on how they are put together. If I like them or not. Together.

Ooooooooh opera singer, sing me a soooooong… coo my spirits to peaceful sleep… infuse me with beauty… your song, so emotional, so deep…

The previous words were written while listening to a ladies voice coursing through the air.

Teh fish wants a way out of his fish bowl

I’m have no work today. For instead, I sit and do nothing. Peace? No. Something I has to tell me is I am missing something. Lost sight of what place I are to go. Where I to go?

Maybe I did not know beforehand anyway…